It’s that time again, Co-Mainiacs!
*dramatic thunder and lightning*
IT’S TIME FOR THE STONES!!!
Truth be told, I almost did this entire edition about Jiri Prochazka. No other fighters, just a deep dive into a weirdsmobile.
A man who meditates:
A man who has an incense burner, and various other accoutrements:
A man who plucks lizards from the jungle for no reason:
I do believe at this point we have to claim him on Team Crystal. There’s no way Jiri doesn’t have a few stones. Everything about him tells me he’s actively harnessing that sweet, sweet energy from the universe, so he’s ours.
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Jiri Prochazka
Rhyolite
A great stone for meditation. Facilitates change and progress, brings calm when faced with challenges. Assists in fulfilling one’s goals and making one’s dreams come true, clears away self-doubt and replaces it with “I’ve got this”. I know Ben Fowlkes is rooting for ol’ man Glover – I mean, um, seasoned vet Glover – so apologies for my actions in this breakdown.
Valentina Shevchenko
Azurite
Fortifies long-term career plans, especially in large or very structured organizations. Improves reflexes, releases stress. Perfect stone for self-belief and manifestation. After watching Amanda Nunes lose, and Rose Namajunas lose, you know we can’t go speaking in absolutes. But if we were going to…
Joanna Jedrzejczyk
Ocean Jasper
Brings positivity, contentment, tranquility, and bliss. Combines energies of water and volcanic rock. Has both a fiery side and a cooler side. Instills confidence, but makes sure you don’t start to get a big head.
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