Can you smelllllll what the rocksssss are cookin’?? (lol ok I’ll leave) Before I get to the breakdown for UFC 274, let’s take a moment to appreciate dear...
It’s been almost two years since your dad died in that tragic though entirely foreseeable hang-gliding accident, and your mom is ready to get back out there...
We’re back, crystal friends! Shoutout to the CME commenters who don’t understand this at all, lol. Every sport has a history of good luck charms...
You must be fucking kidding me. You have absolutely got to be yanking my goddamn chain. There is no way you can seriously sit there and look me in my bloodshot...
We’re always telling fighters the same thing: When it comes time for your post-fight interview following a glorious victory in the UFC, have a name ready...
Greetings, I’m writing to you today with some concerns about your upcoming reservations at several of our hotels. According to our records, your organization...
A prominent MMA manager says he believes his fighter is the pound-for-pound best in the world, and expects him to prove it this fall with an easy win over a...
As we all know by now, Michael Bisping’s right eye is completely fucked. It has been for quite some time, dating all the way back to 2013 when he got kicked...
There’s an epidemic in MMA, friends. No, this time it’s not ringworm or pulsating picograms. It’s an epidemic of the Just Saying Stuff variety. And it is...
Bad news. Just as the old gypsy woman at the wharf warned you, that whale-watching cruise you signed up for has ended in tragedy. You’re thinking now that...
