Who’s up? Who’s down? Who’s had it with you sons of bitches poking each other in the eyes? The Potato Index is here to tell you. Fedor Emelianenko: +7,383Step...
You already know what time it is. With another one of those UFC Fight Night events (which tend to have about three different names themselves) coming up on...
Greetings Mr. Fedor, I hope this letter finds you well. It’s me, Chad, writing you today regarding this weekend’s bout against Mr. Johnson at Bellator 269 in...
Welcome to the CME blog’s newest feature – This Fucking Guy – where we take a long, hard look at an individual figure in the world of MMA and ask ourselves:...
Fucking Paulo Costa, man. I mean [extremely Tony Soprano voice], the freaking bawls on this guy. Here we are, on Wednesday of fight week, and the former...
OK, Co-Mainiacs, brass tacks: Who or what do we have to sacrifice to the MMA gods this week to make sure the goddamn Bombardier stays healthy and makes it to...
Who’s up? Who’s down? Who won by virtue of not losing and who lost only because they didn’t win? For that info, we turn to the mysterious yet valuable Potato...
Ah yes, it’s that age-old fairy tale: The story of a man from humble means who immigrates to the land of opportunity and fights his way out of poverty...
This fucking guy, you can’t take him anywhere. Not to the corner pub. Not to the VMAs. Definitely not to the Fontainebleu. And, apparently, not even to party...
Hey Sean, thanks for reaching out. We received your CME Consulting Services request, along with your $40 via Venmo. We’ve been looking into this situation...










